According to the Horoscope-Lady on 1-800-555-TELL this is supposed to be an 8 out of 10 day for me, the "hello Sagittarius". For some reason however, normal tasks seem to require heavier lifting today, somebody put led weights into my joints, and the content of my brain has been replaced with a preview version of the 62 year old me.
At first I thought that maybe this was just an illusion, that I had stared too deeply into the future mirrors installed in the doors of every New York subway car. (Seriously, have you ever looked into these doors?)
Then I noticed that somebody had posted a series of links here on the blog. I then remembered that it was me, yes the three of us, the me, myself and the I who saved the links as draft. Apparently not. All noticed Post factum.
And when I paid for my lunch and the lady at the cashier stared at me as if I spoke in some foreign language. I not only noticed *then* that I was chatting with her in German, I even concluded my chat with a happy "Vielen Dank."
I will maybe post a note on craigslist today, that my body urgently needs a new and rested driver.
Or maybe 8 out of 10 just means that I am lacking the crucial 20% that seem to be the more important part in the 80-20 Rule recently posted by one of the web’s favorite one man hypertext product makers.
What is the rating for your day? Call 1-800-555-TELL (1-800-555-8355) and say "Horoscope" and then... well, our astrological sign.