This makes me feel uncomfortable. We get upset about other places on this planet where women are not taken seriously. Can we at least try to set an example for how it should be done? Lesson one: Do not compare a girl to a pet. Girlfriends are not pets. Girls are young women are human beings. Guys, you can talk to them, they have often better developed brains than we do, so don’t be shy, try a conversation, you might actually learn something. Under no circumstances get her the present found here: Moody Pet™.
What happened here? Did the moody people run out of funds? Did they have to cram the girls with the cats and dogs? Hmm.
I'll tell you something however. I can think of about 100 ways that my iPod is better than my girlfriend. Now she's not a pet, by any means, but she is certainly not an iPod...
1. iPod doesn't complain.
2. iPod doesn't eat.
3. iPod is VERY entertaining, all the time, with great variety(1000 songs - all different).
4. iPod has a pause button.
5. iPod has an off button. (sort of...you actually hold down the pause button for a few seconds.
6. iPod can't use the telephone to call me at work.
7. iPod makes me look cool.
8. iPod helps me get chicks.
9. iPod never smells, no matter how hot it is outside.
10. iPod fits in my pocket.
11. iPod can't forget it's Metrocard because it doesn't need one because it sneaks onto the train in my pocket.
12. iPod NEVER fights with me.
13. iPod can't talk.
I have more but I am out of time...
~chris
Posted by: chris on July 18, 2002 12:03 PMStrange. I am a girl, not a pet, and also not an iPod. I am, however, very entertaining all the time because I have 1,000 songs I can sing to you and 2,000 dance moves I can bust out at any time. Apple is looking to market me next year as a full upgrade from the current new iPod/girlfriend.
Posted by: christa on July 18, 2002 06:22 PM
then aren't you a happy person :) ipod making you an island yet ?